pecker poncho

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

by YOURSTRULY August 16, 2012

poach

To take a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator.

That little shit-weasel Raymond better not poach my fucking tuna sandwich again.

by Frozen June 18, 2003

poachable

1.(adj.) Simply meaning awesome or kick-ass. Anything that one sees as superior or better in some way.
2. A person or persons who deserve special recognition for displaying awesome or kick-ass qualities or actions. Usually after stating that something or someone is poachable, all who agree with the sentiment make the hand gesture as if shooting said person or thing to show that they have been 'poached'

1. "Dude, that movie was beyond awesome, it was poachable!"

2. Guy #1: "Man, Iron Maiden kicked ass at Ozzfest last night!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I was there, they were totally poachable."

by your hairy mother August 17, 2005

fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006

Polchow

A bug eyed grasshopper looking person who will argue with you about where you live and jack off in a room full of guys

Person 1: Did you see that Polchow over there he is a real retard and looks like a motherfuckin grasshoper

Person 2: Yeah he looks like a real freakin Polchow man

by Just wizard February 15, 2013

Pocho

Supposedly a "hispanic" who is a traitor to his "Spanish" roots.

This is absurdly ironic because the natives of Meso-America did not speak Spanish. In fact Spanish was a language forced onto them.

Read about what Las Casas witnessed to get an idea of why the natives of America speak Spanish today. Rape, forced labor, and betrayal by the Aztec Malinche.

I hope Chiborn realizes that the Spanish language comes from Spain, and by speaking Spanish he or she could be considered a Malinche as well, or shall I say, "pocho".

Chiborn should come to Spain and see how the Spanish really feel about Spanish speaking Amerindians.

Chiborn in Spain: HOLA! mi hermano espanol! Yo ODIO pochos!

Spaniard: Callate tu sudaca. Volver a mexico subhumano.

by [phone] December 12, 2009

Ponche

Heavily sweet liqueur with a pronounced sherry-brandy taste and raisin overtones.

Rashid likes to drink Ponche.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006