More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
by Bryce Brown Method December 10, 2023
“Yo bro, i totally Schuley Method that semester, like, she never even knew that I used the same exact homework every night and got full credit. Bitch better have mah money!”
by noturmomsfav January 27, 2022
A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 09, 2019
The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
by Pimposterous October 18, 2023
Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl
by Bigtoes234 December 01, 2024
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