laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 27, 2003

Lard Ass

A bad clan leader who sucks mocha flavored dicks.

Dumbed down: Kingdhalolord

Bad Clan Leader = Lard ass

by The Hat of Confused Mocha .Jr January 28, 2011

laidies

The notches on a guys belt. Every female he has had sexual relations with.

Kiara: Nick is such a sleeze bag. He has far too many laidies in his past to date.

Briana: yeah thats true i guess i shouldn't date him

by stevesharpton August 21, 2009

lard beer

beer containing un-identifiable floaties, often whiteish and foamy looking but slightly resembling lard. Often found in warm beer that has been sitting out over night- still drinkable but slightly disgusting.

Becki: Shit, I lost my beer, which one is mine?!
Alli: Here Becks, I think this is yours....
Becki: Ew!!! It's lard beer now, I'm getting a new one.

or.... "Finish your beer or throw it away, we don't want any lard beer around here"

by SparklwingDiamond2 December 10, 2010

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

Laid

What you say around your grandparents/ parents instead of sex

Hey Clara I heard you got laid last night

by Horseheads.com April 28, 2017

face laid

The act of getting "face action", more commonly refered to as "making out". Also when Meredeth punches you in the face.

"Dude did you get face laid last night?" "Yeah man with Caitlin, she just couldn't keep her tongue out of my mouth."

or

"I heard you got face laid last night." "Yeah man, Merideth may be small, but he knows how to throw a punch."

by Jenalee October 14, 2007