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John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.
John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?
by lowellkjx February 3, 2021
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John can replace a person, place or thing
“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table
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Another Name referring a Prostitute.
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If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
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Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
what Johns name means etc
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"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"
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isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
no john is the sweetest.

i hate john so much.
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