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Jim Carney 

He was born James Eugene Carrey on the 17th of January, 1962, in Newmarket, Ontario (it's worth noting that both of America's biggest comic film stars - Carrey and Mike Myers - are Canadian). Newmarket was a neat and easy-going town just to the north of Toronto, and it was here that Carrey spent his early years with his three older siblings - Pat, John and Rita - and parents Percy and Kathleen. Kathleen suffered depression and was often chronically sick with illnesses both real and imagined. Percy, sharp-witted and highly amusing, was formerly a sax player in a big band, but had sold his sax and his dreams to take a job as an accountant. His wife's father habitually referred to him as "Loser", easily done as Percy was extremely mild-mannered. Indeed, Jim would later model The Mask's Stanley Ipkiss on him
1. who would you like to play the joker in the next batman film?

2. you know, that one that played the riddler. Jim Carney
Jim Carney by Phil Atkinson November 10, 2008
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jim wright 

Former congressional Speaker of the House from right near Ft. Worth, Texas. An extreme liberal who hated Newt Gingrich because was all that back in the day.
jim wright by Jim April 10, 2006

Jim Crow 2.0

Democrat explanation for everything they are doing now compared to what Democrats did under Jim Crow.
The Democrats hope to fool Black Americans by using Jim Crow 2.0 just like they used Jim Crow to oppress them.
Jim Crow 2.0 by El Hefe Pelozi April 7, 2021
A small dicked bastard that has to forcefully show wemon his dick because no one wants to see it... Also he is a pervert
Hey look it's Jim Bob watch out
Jim Bob by R/Shatpost November 3, 2019

Jim Parsons 

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.
Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"

Jim Morrison

sad poet boy from the 60s who drank too much and should've really stopped with all that lsd
part of a hugely influential band, the doors
the marlon brando of the music industry (media making him out a lot different than he actually was, very rebellious, a bit of an asshole)
needed a goddamn haircut
typical poet
alcoholic
bit of a dick
unsure if he is actually dead??? lets dig up his grave
liked to scream a lot
born december 18, 1943, melbourne florida
'died' july 3rd, 1971, in paris france
lived on rooftops in venice california for six months, his only source of food was LSD
"has anyone ever gotten arrested on stage before??"
"yeah jim morrison did. he got maced by a cop because he was making out with a girl backstage, and then went on stage and told the story and cops got pissed off and arrested him for trying to incite a riot, fuckin wild man."