Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

by M-Diddy February 1, 2004

Going to visit grandma

Having sex.

Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;

by taysayshey May 5, 2011

Hugging Grandma

Sexual slang referring to young men who seek and sleep with women over the age of 100. a 'hugger' can often be seen lurking near mobility scooters and in post office queues on pension day.

"did you watch Eastenders last night?"
"no, I was out hugging grandma"

by Keithy Rider October 5, 2011

push grandma down the stairs

something everyone should do once in their life.

HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!

by maxman280 January 18, 2004

nasty grandma

When a girl gives a guy head and she doesn't have any teeth.

I took some slut home from bar the other night and we when we got back to her place she took out her chompers and started giving me a nasty grandma.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008