Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

tit flop

when your boobs fly up and back down and make a flop sound

hey did you she sally while she was running she did a tit flop

by Tara Dowell September 30, 2016

australian flip flop

The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating

I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop

by scoot82 April 19, 2010

my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”

A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.

by Juliet.whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot May 17, 2021

flip flop

a backless foam-rubber sandal with a V-shaped strap secured between the toes and at the sides of the foot

"Many people wear flip flops at the beach."

by DeAndre December 28, 2005

floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.

Daniel has a floating head.

by Daniel May 24, 2004