Zebu farmer

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

young farmer

A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.

“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”

by Farmergirlie123 May 5, 2018

Digital Chilli Farm Famila

A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.

That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.

by Michael Bolton October 12, 2017

Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football

Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!

by UTGParker July 3, 2018

tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.

Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.

by bastard May 23, 2003

Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011