Hailey Clauson

One of the hottest models ever

Dude 1: Who's that hot chick in wild n out?

Dude 2: That's hailey clauson

by Futurenese October 14, 2016

Green Clause

When you announce that you have a thought but refuse to share it, if someone says "green clause" you have to

"Oh man I totally just had a weird thought"
"Green clause, dude, now you gotta tell me what it was"

by Mouse1016 November 30, 2018

Santa Clause

An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.

Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.

Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?

by Telephony December 25, 2020

Collins clause

The phenomenon where one friend tends to contract a wide range of diseases.

Brian sure has that Collins Clause. In addition to his diabetes, MS, and micropenis I just heard he caught Leprosy.

by Princess BraidsaLot February 27, 2023

Tristan Clausen

A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.

Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too

random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=

by luhventi July 15, 2023

City Boy Virgin Clause

A male cannot be a member of the City Boyz if he is a virgin. Future approved.

Bro I can’t even join the City Boyz because of the City Boy Virgin Clause.

by Future CB Minion July 28, 2019

The Amber Clause

a clause in an actors contract invoking the right to never be cast alongside Amber Heard.

I refuse to be in the same movie as Amber Heard. Please include The Amber Clause in my new contract.

by bonybird May 16, 2022