Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

alter

what you say when leaving an instant message conversation, and typing to0 fast. this then makes everyone seem incredibly religious.

-it's been nice talk ign to you Cindy.
-yeah, you too, talk to you ttomrorow
-yeah, alter

by boss penguin December 9, 2007

Alerig

Person who likes to smoke weed and get high all the time. Generally a Bob Marley fanatic, and gets scared shitless of everything when drunk. Real fun dude, but lazy as hell.

"Damn... I feel like an Alerig *cough cough*"

by TacSwitch November 20, 2011

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006

Dirt Alert

When someone says something that a dirt would say.

"I hate Taco Bell."
"Dirt Alert!"

by OogidyBoogidyNigga November 22, 2006

alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

by Tengu October 25, 2006

alero

anire's peng sister

i smashed alero

by timmet November 5, 2020