vegan

Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

libertarianism

Noun. The belief that pursuing one's own self-interest, while shirking larger social responsibilities, is still somehow humanitarian.

Libertarianism is how the advantaged describe their neglect of the les-advantage: they're "protecting everyone's freedom" by respecting the impoverished's right to be poor.

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 20, 2006

band aid

Noun. A cosmetic accessory usually worn on a visible limb. It is often confused for medical paraphernalia though it has no medicinal value: anything that can be fixed with a Band Aid wasn't broken to begin with.

"Ow! I really hurt myself!"

"Here's a Band Aid."

"Thanks, now I'm better."

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

autoschadenfreude

Noun. A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of yourself.

I'm just going to stay in tonight and sulk: I'm really feeling the autoschadenfreude.

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

errand

Noun. An expedition involving the acquisition of some good, usually perceived as essential, when in fact completely unnecessary. Because errands involve a component of travel, they are often confused for a leisure activity. From the root, errant, aimless.

I had a busy day today running errands.

by SkippyD1 April 22, 2006

Antimonious

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.

"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"

by SkippyD1 April 22, 2006