band aid

Noun. A cosmetic accessory usually worn on a visible limb. It is often confused for medical paraphernalia though it has no medicinal value: anything that can be fixed with a Band Aid wasn't broken to begin with.

"Ow! I really hurt myself!"

"Here's a Band Aid."

"Thanks, now I'm better."

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

hegemonic power shopping

When well-off people (esp. white people) shop quickly, resulting in the rapid accumulation of goods from Banana Republic, J. Crew, Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn.

Also, shopping for real estate.

He just spent four hours in SoHo doing some serious hegemonic power shopping; he must have spent at least two grand.

by SkippyD1 October 22, 2006

vegan

Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

libertarianism

Noun. The belief that pursuing one's own self-interest, while shirking larger social responsibilities, is still somehow humanitarian.

Libertarianism is how the advantaged describe their neglect of the les-advantage: they're "protecting everyone's freedom" by respecting the impoverished's right to be poor.

by SkippyD1 February 09, 2008

errand

Noun. An expedition involving the acquisition of some good, usually perceived as essential, when in fact completely unnecessary. Because errands involve a component of travel, they are often confused for a leisure activity. From the root, errant, aimless.

I had a busy day today running errands.

by SkippyD1 May 03, 2006

denim leisure suit

Wearing jeans simltaneously with a jean jacket.

Nice denim leisure suit.

by SkippyD1 January 20, 2006

Antimonious

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.

"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"

by SkippyD1 May 03, 2006