Lily Allen

Singer from LDN. She has attitude so don't mess.

Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.

by lilyfan87 July 20, 2006

Ablong

The appearance of an oblong object from an abstract perspective.

Objects in Dalhi paintings are ablong to me, having an essence of 3d demensionality.

In an anagram game, ablong is a word. I can anagram onagram. yeah. teddygrahm.

by just holly March 14, 2012

allen iverson

iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.

Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.

by tenda June 4, 2005

adlong

1.adlong is two words put together adlong-adam long
2.adlong is also a virus

dam i got adlong on my computer

by wetness June 26, 2006

Allan

A black with a enormous cock and nice thick cum. He also enjoys big titties anime bitches with tiny pussies.

You that Allan, he has a very nice cock for my petite pussy.

by dounodawae February 6, 2020

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

robert allen

Such a sexy sexy man that is often mistaken for a God

Girl: woah who is that guy
Girl 2: he’s so hot, must be Robert Allen.

by Pringles06 January 16, 2021