Allonardo 

1. When you have an insatiable appetite.

2. A delicious sounding last name.

"dude I'm soo allonardo right now. Lets go to to a buffet"

Allonardo by mypseudonym33 November 8, 2011

Alconarcolepsy 

Overconsumption of alcohol that results in a sudden coma-like state, usually mid-sentence.

We can't get Mike's nasty ass up off the couch because he is suffering from alconarcolepsy.

Alconarcolepsy by Fraench Toast September 19, 2007