zebrahoe

Bitch; a woman who treats men in her life like crap until she needs something.

That Miss Kellah is a real zebrahoe.

by Grigg&Kellah February 3, 2014

Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Slow Zebra

A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.

I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!

by Honkhogan82 August 28, 2008

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005

zebra chaser

an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father

That zebra chaser called me 10 times yesterday then showed up at my house today! I don't recall even giving him my number....

by JiDaKa September 25, 2007

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

zebrashaft

vt. To use one's postition as referee of a sporting event to call penalties in such a manner to favor one team at the expense of the other.

Mick McGeough really zebrashafted the Stars the other night.

by MrBradTX October 17, 2005