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The act of penetrating a vagina or anus with one's hand, so deep that one's forearm is also partially entered. (portmanteau from 'fisting' and 'wrist')
I watched a fristing video, it was like watching a vet birthing a calf.
Fristing by Frankles88 September 24, 2019

Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out
Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

meat frosting 

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.
meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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