Quill Wrist

When one scribes manuscripts with a quill and ink, the wrist becomes stiff and tender.

This word originated in England in the 15th century, before the printing press was in use, royal orders were made to reproduce religious manuscripts in the interest of theological preservation. It was common for these scribers to develop this condition, and they would proclaim "thou wrist hast been stricken by the curse of the quill!" They were given permission usually from a Baron or Count to break from their scribing duties.

The term quill wrist continues to be used today, as quill scribing still affects the wrist as it did in 15th century England

Scriber William: Thou wrist hast been stricken by the curse of the quill!
Count James: Be this true? hast thou quill wrist?
Scriber William: Yes Count, this be true
Count James: Very well, you may break William

by Dr. Williamson, PHD November 15, 2011

Wrist-a-thon

The generic, colloquial name given any window of time whereby a person has privacy, access to some form of erotic stimuli, and uses these things to engage in serial masturbation. Often times, wrist-a-thon's are brought on by temporarily depleted domiciles (roommates, parents gone for extended periods) that allow the wrisitng afficianado to drop trou and beat the bishop or, if female roll the bean, often times for hours on end.

Man...I'm exhausted...my roomate was out of town all week and he left his porn stash out...between the mags and the 'net, I had a three-day wrist-a-thon. I musta busted a nut 22 times in three days. I'll have to remember to mop up the love stains before he gets back into town.

by just plain nuts July 9, 2010

icy wrist

a term for a visibly large amount of jewellery on someone's arm, often diamonds or gold, but even silver can be icy. commonly used in praise.

Yo, see that watch? He got that icy wrist!

by elemental4122 June 8, 2017

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

This is a phrase that British actor/singer Murray Head says when he sees an array of nude Thai stripper girls in the video for the 1985 hit "One Night in Bangkok". That song is featured in the Cold War-themed romantic adventure musical "Chess", which was written by the men of ABBA and appeared on Broadway in 1988.

Rocky, Freddy and Frankie are watching cable TV in their dorm room. The 1983 movie "Class" is being shown on HBO. It stars Jacqueline Bisset as a Mrs. Robinson type. You get the idea. After this preppy-ass boarding school kid meets her in a bar they are later in a shopping mall, in an elevator all by themselves and they kanoodle and he goes down on her and there is some noise being made. Frankie is disgusted by what he sees. He says strongly "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 6, 2007

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

slap on the wrist

1)An unsevere punishment.

2)A warning.

1) Joe: Are you sure I should steal that car?
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.

by benormous May 4, 2006

waistline wonders

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.

Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."

by John Planet June 1, 2009