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Main Entry: wa·ga·ami

Pronunciation: \wä-gä-ämē\

Function: noun

Inflected form(s): plural wagaami \wä-gä-mī\

Etymology: Japanese and French Compound word, from Japanese Waga meaning My, from French Ami meaning Friend;

from Japanese wagami meaning oneself, myself. Homographic word as the singular and plural are spelled alike but pronounced differently.

Date: 2008


1: a hired platonic companion.

2: a person or group of persons hired to accompany another to give companionship.

3: accompaniment by a hired person.

4: a hired person to accompany and fulfill the requests of the employer not pertaining to any sexual or erotic activities.


This definition was created because there isn't a word for a non-sexual escort. The company Wagaami created it to reflect a new breed of business to define a hired platonic companion. Wagaami are used for mock dates, event partners or general companionship

Use: I have a big event to go to on Friday and I dont have enough time to find a knock out. I think I will hire a Wagaami to go with me.
Wagaami by The Major Dean February 1, 2009
Related Words

waga baba bobo

The jailor has decided to execute you
Jailor: role
You: waga baba bobo
waga baba bobo by the jaylor February 24, 2021

wagadoogie 

The catchphrase of RangoAnimations.
Means cool, awesome, everything in-between. It can also mean happiness. It can be used as an exclamation of excitement.
Guy 1: I just won the lottery! I'm so happy!
RangoAnimations: Wagadoogie! I'm so proud of you!

Guy 2: I just scored 100% on my test!
RangoAnimations: That's so wagadoogie!

Guy 3: My girlfriend dumped me for a furry.
RangoAnimations: That's so not wagadoogie. Who could have ever stolen her?

wanarexic 

A term used by genuine sufferers of anorexia to describe someone who thinks anorexia is a lifestyle, and not a disease. Typical wanarexic behaviour can include:

1. Posting on pro-ana sites in places like LiveJournal about how they want to "become ana" to drop a few pounds for prom.

2. Referring to anorexia as a person or, in even more bizarre cases, a deity. The term "ana", when once a useful shortening, has been taken over by wanarexics to demonstrate their "devotion" to this "lifestyle".

3. Posting "thinspiration" pictures of skinny models and celebrities, and idolizing Mary-Kate Olsen, who reportedly suffers from anorexia.

4. The overall, unshaking belief that anorexia is a cool diet that will make you thin, popular and loved by all, and consequently a complete lack of comprehension as to the truth - that anorexia is a complex, crippling mental disease that can cause appalling long-term health complications, including brittle bones, chronic halitosis, lanugo (fur-like hair that covers the body to help keep it warm when there is not enough body fat to do the job), stomach ulcers, hair loss and loss of eyesight. And that's to say nothing of the psychological effects.

A similar term exists for people who fake bulimia: fauxlemic.
"ZOMG godezz aNa is soooo good 2 me, she helpd me loose 2 more pounds 4 prom!"

"dun call me a wanarexic or goddez aNar will zap j00 with her fat ray!"
wanarexic by AnaWanaMia? May 4, 2006

WAINGAFAT 

An acronym for "Who Am I Not Giving A Fuck About Today" created by AngryAussie on YouTube.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the last WAINGAFAT Wednesday on YouTube yesterday?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, Angry always knows how to point out someone's douchbaggery."
WAINGAFAT by dontgiveashitaboutyou November 30, 2009

Wagnasty 

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends
My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed