Ventrilo Rod

When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.

Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo rod at kids parties.

by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006

ventrilogasm

The product of a porn actress's ability to emit loud vocalizations seeming to require great effort without moving their lips or otherwise appearing to engage their vocal cords.

That ventrilogasm was so loud the neighbors called 911 to report an assault.

by AffirmThis October 19, 2011

The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.

by Jmo33 August 26, 2014

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007

Ventrilofartist

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.

Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.

by labpro3 October 19, 2009

ventrollafartist

When one person literally "passes gas" or throws there fart in the direction of an innocent unsuspecting bystander who then almost always looks guilty as if it was them.but the culprit is far far from the scene of the crime and totally casual.this is played out when vantrollafartist has struck again and goes unknown and left to strike again no one knows exactly where or when but he will not stop and will surely aim his flatulant noises at will disturbing the nearest people and silence destroying the peace.

Talent and technique are equally associated with common terms used to define ventrollafartist as the words sound and stench.

by [e-mail] September 2, 2013

Ventriloqueef

(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.

Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"

by Sticky Rainbows September 26, 2017