vanderpumped

When the hotel staff steals your valuable items.

This word was coined for Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who was allegedly robbed by the hotel staff of the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC. Hotel management has denied any wrongdoing but Lisa insists that hotel staff stole more than $8,000 worth of handbags from her hotel room.

OMG! I my iPad is gone! I think I've just been vanderpumped! (calls front desk)

by JoshuaJR January 2, 2011

vandersex

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe

Jackie loves to do Vandersex

by EROC July 19, 2004

vance out

To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.

Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?

Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.

by finnhater45 April 15, 2009

Vanderslut

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.

1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.

by The Floor December 9, 2008

Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008

Vanderjism

To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..

-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!

-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!

by seannieboy January 5, 2010

vander secks

crazy german buttsex.

do you vant ve vander secks?

by strackzilla January 24, 2008