Squidward

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.

I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.

by Robby.S October 13, 2017

squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.

The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.

by steamybob302 February 20, 2012

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 09, 2017

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! December 30, 2011

Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 20, 2012

Squidward

Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.

They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward

A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck

Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....

Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.

Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.

Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!

Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?

Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

Squidward

A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)

Squidward: CANT I GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF RESPECT?!
most of the fandom: No!

by True squidward fan #1 October 18, 2017