When something both squirts and weeps simultaneously. Used to discribe a stealthy fart or a shart. It is also used to
describe the dissension and ascension of Mario through pipes in Super Mario brothers.
describe the dissension and ascension of Mario through pipes in Super Mario brothers.
" Just as Mario squeeped out of the pipe he got killed by that turtle. :( "
" When you werent around I squeeped out a ripe one!"
" When you werent around I squeeped out a ripe one!"
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"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."
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by JokerCreu November 9, 2006
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Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.
by Gimmmo May 6, 2011
Get the Squelchman mug.A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"
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