sneeze breeze

A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.

I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.

by walkthewire December 4, 2009

Sneezestipated

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

street sneeze

Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .

Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .

by Trentbridge Troll July 23, 2015

Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow

Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010

Sneeze

To expel something out of your nose at a high velocity.
When you sneeze, you expierence 1/10 of an orgasm.

The man sneezed all over the rabid dog.

by Whatever doc August 22, 2003

Smeeze

The Smeeze is the dance move where you move sideways with hopping. It was invented by dancer Chonkie from the Bay Area and it gained popularity after a lot of dancers performed in their choreographies and made a comeback in 2020 from TikTok.

“They say white people can’t smeeze”
Privileged dude: *proceeds to smeeze*

by Roadmanmanu February 23, 2020