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body soccer

Running around and preforming stunts with the dead body of an enemy in a game with havok physics.
Braxton - "When i first got Demon's Souls, all i did was play body soccer for about a half of an hour, then i died 27 times!"

Phill - "ME TOOOOOO!!!"
by blamson October 17, 2009
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Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)
Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery
by KC&MB April 7, 2010
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Moab Soccer

A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.
Bro, do you remember the last time Karol won a game of Moab Soccer? Me neither!
by MaliOMali July 16, 2018
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Car Soccer

"You tryna hop on Car Soccer?"
"Sure"
by SussyMatrix May 11, 2021
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Pelvic Sorcery

Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.
1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.
by IronMikey March 9, 2023
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Kiss a soccer girl day

On December 16,fins a soccer girl and give her a kiss
Hey cute soccer girl can I kiss you, since it’s kiss a soccer girl day.
by aneresssss October 26, 2019
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Soccer Mom

Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
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