Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

SHMEAT

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019

shmeat gang

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Super Shmeat

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

by mrffototy February 18, 2021

Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017