Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

Shmeat

Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 4, 2018

Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019