Skip to main content

shitbag

a VERY commonly used military term that refers to an individual that is incapable of preforming the simpliest of tasks or instructions. Closely related to a buddy fucker, this individual is worthless, a drain on the squad/platoon, and is usually the guy that gets pushed onto the grenade.
Private Justin Dunham is a worthless foot powder mailing, locker tipping, model tank breaking shitbag, and the fact he is getting married and going to reproduce frightens me.
by kassfactor March 24, 2009
mugGet the shitbag mug.

shitrat

shit·rat

–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.

-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
-noun
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!

-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
by $hab December 25, 2008
mugGet the shitrat mug.

Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
mugGet the Holy Shitballs mug.

shitbag war whore

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.
Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
by savvy momma May 15, 2009
mugGet the shitbag war whore mug.

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.
The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.
by Sargentap August 19, 2009
mugGet the shitsational mug.

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.
Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude
by mregina August 27, 2016
mugGet the Fortress of Shitatude mug.

Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.
I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.
by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011
mugGet the Shitbass mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email