When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.
"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016
Get the Shelfie mug.How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.
Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.
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When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.
by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021
Get the Shelfing mug./'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.
“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”
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Get the Shelfify mug.“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”
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