Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

shelfish

How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.

Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Shelfing

When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.

The dirty old man was shelfing his younger friend.

by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021

Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021

Shelfify

The act of turning an object or person into a shelf.

Oh my god Jon turned Sam into a shelf. He was shelfified.

No please don't shelfify me.

by LABOhio April 18, 2022

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023