A school is somewhere you learn... Learn...yeah right like half of those who finished that awful place even learned how to brush they're own teeth...
by ingrid July 14, 2004
A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide
(school)
Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
by sos4a August 12, 2009
by alexandra nichole August 09, 2005
A place that hundreds and thousands of parents and others claim that you can't live in the real world without going to, dispite the hundreds and thousands of music artist, movie stars and other celebrities who dropped out or never went at all. In addition, this day in age, people don't care about your IQ, everybody is only focus on looks and money, (which is why people like Paris Hilton are consider celebrities).
by Da Master K July 07, 2006
A place inforced by the government that brainwashes people to learn shit they really and honestly won't need later in the real world. The only fun grades are preschool, kindergarten, and first and second grade. After all that's said and done, it's all downhill from there, giving you extremely useless, unimportant, boring and crappy things you'll never truly need for anything else in life but that. Although I am homeschooled, I basically have the same shit anyone else has and hate it just as much as any typical person would. And another thing I hate about school is random stupid tests and exams and also random "pop quizzes". It's also like prison. They tell you when you can do things such as see friends. Except your stupid teachers and parents say all that shit's gonna be needed someday.
by cherryb0mb June 21, 2013
School; the place loved by those who:
1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
Hated by those who:
1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
Hated by those who:
1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.
After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.
After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.
After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
by I am Dog August 02, 2005
seriously, school makes a lot of people want to kill themselves, that is if they are not already bored into a coma.
by Tactical Squad July 11, 2008