schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

schmatza

long sweater on a jewish girl

ira really likes rebekkahs schmatza crumpled on the floor

by joolo October 24, 2010

Shmata

A racial slur for black people. Mainly used in Baltimore, Maryland

"Look at all the shmatas here!"
"Its like we're in Nigera."

by your_real_real_real_name August 29, 2009

shmata

A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.

I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.

by Skull Muffin December 10, 2008

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.

1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??

by Rhettius Bluff Durban South Africa September 19, 2006

Schmater

Super Duper Hater. They Are a Hater, but not just your ordinary hater, they hate on everything and everyone, a schmater is just a flatout HATER.

Alexus Is a Schmater.

by DieSchmater January 6, 2011