schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

schlipfed

A supposed temporary layoff that immediately becomes permanent.

Wow, did you hear about Dave? He was schlipfed.

by Cadenator April 2, 2011

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

Schligaed

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.

I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed

by Olc0untry October 4, 2015

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Schmickled

Getting drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, shitfaced, intoxicated, lit, tipsy and boozed up.

"Bruh last night I got so schmickled I threw up on myself."

by JohnJayDoe December 19, 2019