Shlanky

A pickme

I ain't no shlanky cuh

by Dan smuth October 2, 2022

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Den Schlanken

"Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.

Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.

by BBoyFortniteDance March 7, 2020

Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021