ROLF

Rolling On Ladies, Fucking

Steve: Hey Dan, what did you do last night?
Dan: I was ROLFing. It was an ill time

by sen30000 August 24, 2011

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

rolf

To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

rolf

Roll On Laughing Floor.

(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...

by kifykif October 25, 2010

Rolf

A word originating from stoke on trent. Can be used in an outburst of annoyance or sheer discust and shock.

I slept with ...... last night ---- ROLF

Look at what shes wearing ---- ROLF

by Adamcwl September 27, 2009

ROLF

Really Obnoxious Loudmouthed Fatso

Rush Limbaugh is a ROLF

by iheartjamesbond February 5, 2009

Bimmy Rolfe

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.

Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."

by Onion Curator April 16, 2022