roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

Roadkill

A Woman's Minge that looks like the result of a wild animal related car accident

I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Roadkill

The female equivalent of road head. When a female receives oral sex while she drives.

You have to be like spiderman to preform roadkill while your bitch is driving!

by roadkill4life March 11, 2011

Roadkill

A girl who is tottaly flat wqith no boobs or ass So she is flat like roadkill

James: Crystal is like roadkill
Austin/Doug: Yeah
James: omg Lets call her roadkill

by James11111 January 21, 2006

Roadkill

Something different to eat at dinner.

Boy: Mom, Dad, this is great meat! What is it? Beef? Veal? Chicken?
Dad: Actually no, son. It's roadkill!
Boy: Cool!!

by mshappy June 23, 2003

roadkill

a word to describe a shocking hair cut.

the guys hair looks like roadkill, his mohawk reminds me of a rooster.

by makedonija May 2, 2007

roadkill dress-up

(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.

We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.

by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012