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Retarand (noun)
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”

Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”

Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”

Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
Retarand by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
Retarand (noun)
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”

Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”

Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”

Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
Retarand by cooljack32 August 17, 2025

Retardnado

A whirling dervish of terribly unintelligent people, making terribly unintelligent decisions.
"What time are we actually presenting this retardnado to the client?"
Retardnado by anonymous December 2, 2025

Intelligence Retardant 

Intelligence Retardant; adjective;

Can be used when describing the denunciation of a known or proven fact, serving to (slow down) the action/progress of something. Not to be used for mis/disinformation purposes, they’re made up words anyway. Not applicable to feelings.
Saw a video of British police arresting a man that posted a quote online causing a member of the trans mafia to become “triggered” and the police were heard defending the caller, spewing intelligence retardant all over the scene of the “crime”.