reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Reptile is MINE!

This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka

Person 1: That dude was acting like he shouts "Reptile is mine!"
Person 2: fr fr ong

by niggyfucka78 January 8, 2024

REPTILE

A Reptile is the acronym "Republican empowering President Trump into losing elections"
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections

As a Reptile, I will always vote for Trump endorsed candidates in the primary. Even if that means a libtard will win the general election.

by No Reptiles February 2, 2024

Reptile Expo

An Expo where virgins with tiny peepees gather around to discuss various species of reptile

Kyle went to the Reptile Expo with pride

by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023

Reptile

A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).

Reptiles are the coolest animals on earth, aside from amphibians and monkeys.

by CC-8826 August 14, 2023

Reptile

a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.

Joe Biden is a "Reptile"

by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021