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Get the Procrastinator mug.A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
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Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009
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Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
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by TheBoysss April 25, 2021
Get the Procrastibating mug.Noun; An individual who boldly ventures into the unknown, seeking out challenges and tasks to temporarily postpone or simply avoid indefinitely. Procrastinauts not only chronically procrastinate, but ambitiously look for new things to never get around to actually doing.
Origin; A composite word formed by combining the words procrastinate and astronaut, the latter of which lends an air of ambition, exploration, and professional dedication to the former.
Origin; A composite word formed by combining the words procrastinate and astronaut, the latter of which lends an air of ambition, exploration, and professional dedication to the former.
Today Jamie spent all afternoon researching home brewing techniques, but we all know he'll never get around to actually brewing anything himself. That procrastinaut works hard at finding things to put off.
by typodaemon August 25, 2009
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I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.
I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.
Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool.
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by Kosty September 26, 2006
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Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
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