Definitions by midcenturyantique
rush hour cougar
An older woman who unintentionally becomes a cougar when she is crushed up against a younger man on a crowded train or bus.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like perfume! Guy 2: Yea, man, the subway was packed this morning. I was embraced by a rush hour cougar!
rush hour cougar by midcenturyantique December 18, 2009
strategic procrastination
Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
strategic procrastination by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009