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pernsale

An ad where the seller tells more about them selves than what they are trying to sell. Some sellers seem to think the fact that they are selling it is more important than what they are trying to sell. Other sellers know what they have isn't worth their price and would get no calls anyway. so why not try and catch a sucker. Buyers usually skip pernsales as they suspect the seller is trying to bullshit them.
Buyers don't care what you are going to do with the money. They want to know what you have, it's condition, and price. If you don't clean this pernsale up. you won't sale anything.
by wjc February 10, 2012
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Pernesing

The act of beating up girls/ladies when drunk.
He was arrested for pernesing at the club.
by Sin Sohn July 27, 2014
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pornoshop

Using Photoshop to create pornographic images of someone in specific (famous actors, a friend, a coworker, etc)
Wow that's some realistic pornoshop of Jared Padelecki!
by Stopyellingitsme September 9, 2015
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Pornostigmatosis

The inability to achieve sexual stimulation without the aid of pornographic material. (i.e. can't get your rocks off without watching the pizza delivery man and/or plumber coming round to Mrs. Jone's gaff to sort out her hunger and/or pipes).
"I have a rare mental/physical disability that has been diagnosed as Pornostigmatosis which is why I need to watch 3 men run a train on you because I once saw it on PornHub and/or a Soundcloud rapper's video".
by Dresden & Morley #2 HB Pencils February 20, 2019
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peroslav

Peroslav wants logans fat cock
by Yummy nigga April 26, 2019
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pernis

a high-quality top notch penis of coarse
man cody has suck a big pernis
by gnrredneck August 30, 2003
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Pornosaurus

An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.
Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...
by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013
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