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peniosaurus rex

pen·io·saur (pen-nigh-o-s-argh'us, wre-cks-) A very large vagnivorous peninosaur of the Upper Crustaceous Period of North America, characterized by a small neck, large head and scaley skin. A vaginal intruder, the true king of the peniosaurs.
In a prehistoric times, it wasn't all that uncommon for a peniosaurus rex, to destroy a whole flock of ptwatodactyls.
by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007
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pejota

Noun
pay-HO-tah

A Pejota is a Latin American/Spanish/Anglo female that is as comfortable in the Anglo world as the Latino world.

Usually she cooks and entertains like a professional chef who can pull off burgers, fried chicken, apple pie and steaks but with equal ease can make horchata and tortillas from scratch, a SuperSabroso Chimi, tamales and Milanese like your abuela.

She also can dance to any music, loves to sing and can toss back tequila, whisky, vodka, red wine or Sangria all with equal attention to quality. A rare find ranked highly and coveted by two continents.

Never trashy/naca. Never a princess: Always appropriately dressedand participating in all occasions: business, pleasure, weekend, workouts, travel, yard work, housework.

Pejoto = male.
Man, she is amazing - I need a partner with all that passion, sophistication and zest for life. I need a "Pejota". Cross cultural is the only way.
by Estuardo, El Jefe September 28, 2017
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Look at that double penno. (She's so hot I'd cross swords to get some)

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Holy shit I feel like a noob, I just got Pennoyer Rushed.
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Penocha

Spanish for a womans "pussy" also used as an insult twords skinny white or black children.
Tienes grande penocha, puto!
(you have a large pussy, man whore!)
by ballabrad May 13, 2005
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penjack

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen
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penob

A doorknob that has been touched after someone has pissed and not washed their hands
Hopefully employees in restaurants wash their hands after urinating and don't turn the doorknob into a penob
by Rudyard Pontius Prudence March 23, 2008
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