penob

A doorknob that has been touched after someone has pissed and not washed their hands

Hopefully employees in restaurants wash their hands after urinating and don't turn the doorknob into a penob

by Rudyard Pontius Prudence March 23, 2008

Penorobigus

A term generally used to describe a person who emits a lot of win or gar from themselves.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 2:

Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!

Example 3:

Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!

by Ghawd May 29, 2008

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penoid

A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio

LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"

by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

penbleeder

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009

Pedobank

A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.

"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"

by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011

Penomniscient

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009