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1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.
I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.
by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009
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Painis Cupcake

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"
by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010
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Pain Point

Something that annoys or causes a loss in productivity. A "pain point" is just another word for complaint but some idiot in marketing decided that actually saying what you mean just isn't fun.
Microsoft sales rep: "Tell me, what some of your "pain points" are in regards to our latest update to Vista?"
by Corp killer March 31, 2009
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Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"
"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"
by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005
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Painlich

Painlich ( adjective) is a combination of the german Word „peinlich“, that means awkward and the word pain.

1. When a situation is awkward and painful at the same time. ( tripping in public)

2. Painlich is when situation that is so damn awkward, it almost hurts or gives you inner pain and uncomfortableness. ( when someone randomly questions your sexuality, while you’re still in the closet)
• Kevin: What’s that bruise on your hip?

Joe: I fell from the chair during an exam man. It was so fucking painlich!

• Emma: my teacher asked me why my parents haven’t returned her phone calls yet. I had to tell the story of my parents car accident from last week in front of the whole class.

Britney: oh shit, that must’ve been painlich for you.
by Mariageorge January 19, 2022
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painfull

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional
In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.
by Billy Billster July 15, 2010
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Pain Train

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.
Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm
by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019
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