Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 27, 2017

Food baby

After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.

After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.

by sleepnix February 20, 2009

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

Food baby

We you eat so much you fell pregnant.

Thankgiving gave my whole family each a food baby.

by 💸HOLTSQUAD💸 April 26, 2016

Food baby

A Turd, Dump, Bowel movement, fecal defecation. Much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.

Dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!

by KL Whitjohj November 27, 2012

Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

by jessicaisabitch November 21, 2011

Food baby

When your belly falls over your belt line.

1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

by Wade T. Anderson May 15, 2004