Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand.
I was playin with that girls butt hole then gave the railroad spike to see if she liked it. She didn't.
by Jimbo420 June 17, 2008
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An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful
roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"
by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 17, 2019
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Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.
After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.
by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009
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A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 11, 2022
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