Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

microbrew

A microbrew loses its exclusive status when bought out by large corporately funded breweries or it is distributed nationally.

New Belgium Brewing Company used to make microbrews but since becoming a widely popular beer company its brews have changed status and become premium (American) domestic beers.

by Molly C November 5, 2007

Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

microbroad

Used to describe a girl who looks attractive based on the thumbnail form of a picture but is not at all - either in the standard size of the picture or in person.

A: The girl in that picture is cute.
B: Nah man, she's a microbroad.

by birello November 7, 2012

micromental

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

Microdeflated

The feeling you get when you take meal you have been looking forward to from the microwave, sit down to your favorite show only to discover it is still icy cold in the middle.

Mark had been working hard! Imagine his feeling when he finally found time to sit down to the lunch his wife had lovingly packed that morning only to discover it was still cold in the middle . Mark was microdeflated

by Dagzey6707 August 28, 2019

microverse

A miniature variation of a universe that's different in ways other than ours. It was originally used in Rick and Morty "The Rick's Must Be Crazy" to power Rick's space cruiser within that microverse contained the miniverse and within the miniverse contained the teenyverse.

*Car Breaks Down*
Morty-Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Rick-Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a *burp*-- Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something.

Rick-Hmm looks like it's the microverse battery.

by MightyToad360YT November 13, 2019