Marriage fraud

marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

tubbo: what’s marriage fraud?

tommy innit: marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

by Lonelysorrows December 19, 2020

Marisa Kirisame

Marisa Kirsiame is a character from touhou project by zun she is a good friend of Reimu Hakurei , and has a reputacion of a thief

if she sees you and doesent know you expect a master spark into you face

My name is Marisa Kirisame , prepare to die

by REC Monika July 6, 2021

Facebook Marriage

When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."

Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.

by xxpikapikaxx June 28, 2011

marriageyouwanna

marijuana.

Guy # 1: Yo, duuuude. You want some marriageyouwanna?(pronounced how it is spelled)
Guy # 2: Shit guy, what the hell is that?
Guy # 1: It's marijuana! (normal way of saying it)
Guy # 2: But, you said "marriageyouwanna"..
Guy # 1: Yeah! Marriageyouwanna. Sound it out.
Guy # 2: Shit guy, that's off the heezy.

by ChildrenFeeler July 3, 2009

Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012

Marisabel

Marisabel is a smart, loyal, caring girl. She will always put others feelings on top of hers just to make them happy. She is as real as it gets. She’s the one of a kind girl that will always be there for you. She’s the person that as soon as she walks in the room everyone smiles. Her smile & presence warms your heart.

I want to be a marisabel when I grow up.

by muscular music October 7, 2019

Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.

"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

by prinnyfan May 9, 2009