kojik

A man of substantial wit and independent means, often known to inhabit warrens deep in the underground.

Well, yeah, you could meet mole people in the tunnels, but then, you might meet a kojik.

by the_wonderful_emotion_maker November 3, 2006

Koji

A Person that is good looking!!!

A Guy Name Bobby Is Really Koji!!!

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Koji

The best damn video game music composer. Period.

The music of Zelda was written by Koji Kondo.

by Spork August 27, 2003

kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

by Anon Person January 14, 2006

Kobito

a person that is a genius in every way. one that is cultured and smart and incredibly good looking.

"Wow. Ryan Gosling is such a kobito."

by blackle123 November 9, 2012

Kopite

One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.

'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'

by Football match attender September 5, 2008

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005