Kojie 

Probably an Asian who is addicted to candy. He constantly eats junk food but doesn’t gain any weights. He is a male kirby. Kojie is friendly and good at school. Kojie’s always have snacks with them.
Kojie’s are usually chill. If you meet a Kojie keep him since he can supply you with food. Kojie’s are also very nice. Kojie’s are very good at sharing and like helping others. Kojie’s are also very gifted and talented when it comes to video games. Kojie’s can adapt easily to new styles of gaming and new consoles. Kojie’s are quick learners and very skillful.

Person 1: Dude what did you bring for lunch today?

Kojie: 3 packs of gummy worms, a can of soda, and some chocolate chip cookies.

Person 1: dude how are you still short and how are you not fat?

Kojie: ... want some cookies?

Person 1: appreciate it.

Kojie by Dude eat 2033383 June 6, 2020

Kojie 

Honestly just a cunt

Person 1: Hey Kojie, whats up?
Kojie: aloikudrghbjkqaejdhkilqjkhnlbqeathjkon
Person 1: ok nevermind

Kojie by buttermoose July 9, 2019

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Hideo Kojima 

v. When you're doing a really good job at fucking your partner, and then decide to leave in the middle of sex.

My boyfriend was fantastic in bed last night until he Hideo Kojima'd my asshole.

Hideo Kojima by adventfuturist February 8, 2017

A Hideo Kojima Game 

When a repressed film director fills his video game(s) with more cutscenes than gameplay.

Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."

Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an interactive movie rather than a stright up video game, so put that controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."

Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."

A Hideo Kojima Game by Camp Clarke February 25, 2011

Wrap it up Kojima

A term commonly used when something is taking too long to get it's point across.

''Wrap it up Kojima''

Wrap it up Kojima by Maldalorian January 8, 2020

Konieczko 

v. An example of a particularly violent and/or prolonged motorboating.

Wow- that guy just got konieczko'd. Hope he's OK...

Konieczko by Gangsta Hodge April 14, 2009