get on your knees

give me a blowjob bitch

get on your knees: women kneels over, places herself in position where she is on her knees, unzips males pantaloons and thus gives oral sex.

by bazbear March 16, 2011

sharp knees

A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.

Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!

by Dwight Frank September 30, 2005

knees

Something my older professors need to stop been so interested in.

Girl1: *wears skirt slightly above the knee*
Boy1: *no consideration for Girl1’s knees*
Professor: Girl1, your skirt’s too high!
Girl1: Nobody seems to care about that other than you!
Girl2: Fucking creep.

by limeboiz January 3, 2021

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

pee knees

A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).

man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"

man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."

by CainFang December 10, 2012

thicc knees

When a girl is so skinny her knees stick out further than her tits

Harry’s girlfriend has thicc knees

by loooooooolchrguhqreg June 6, 2018

bionic knees

Artificial knees made for people with weak/broken knees so they can do everyday stuff like us. A famous example is the streamer YourRage as he uses bionic knees because his own knees don't work anymore.

Person 1: Ah man I broke my knees the doctors said I'll never be able to walk again.
Person 2: Just do like YourRage and get a set of bionic knees.

by iHaveNoKnees December 28, 2021