KMS 

Kill my self in a joking manner or like omg or whatever or your upset with yourself

I forgot to bring a jacket kms .
I should of not said something kms.

KMS by Oookfineee December 27, 2016

Kms 

Short for kiss my ass

Dylan kms.

Kms by Lovefix April 23, 2019

kms 

k m s
i y e Kill My self
l l
l f

Friend 1: I reported someone for having a knife and now his friend wants me dead!
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms

kms by Narcissistic_Hannibal July 25, 2016

Kms 

An acronym for "killin' me, Smalls." Taken from the popular 1993 film, "The Sandlot," in which Ham tries to teach Smalls how to make S'mores and he just isn't getting it.

Friend 1: "Hey man pass me the remote."
Friend 2: "Where is it?"
Friend 1: "It's right in front of you! Kms."

Kms by buckysass January 31, 2017

KMS 

Kiss my sneakers. Term for kids my ass but not inappropriate.

KMS Deevan Wets.

KMS by Kiss my snake December 6, 2016

Kms 

Kill my self

Can’t believe I fucked 6 job interviews. Kms

Kms by Okgra July 25, 2020

Kms 

Stands for Killing me softly

Mom:KMS Daddy
Dad:Ok *Rapes her*
XD

Omg daddy KMS just like u did last night

Kms by Yawr_DaUniCOwN December 30, 2016