iPad

An oversized iPhone used by placing it inside an oversized vaginas during that time of month.

Roanna: I just bought an iPad.

Alexis: Wow you must have a stretched out pussy. Have you been fucking massive cocks lately?

by Alexander the Rapist April 9, 2010

iPad

It's a series of overpriced tablets from Apple that are essentially larger versions of iPod Touchs, claimed as innovative from Apple and it's legion of casuals.

Got an iPad! Stupid to take pictures with, too bulky to listen to your songs, 4:3 ratio makes it unbearable to watch movies on, and has same OS as Apple's iPod Touch and iPhone.

by NoFilterDictionary February 28, 2016

iPad

A tablet

I like to play my iPad

by Dictionarydude43 June 18, 2016

Ipad

An ipad is just a normal iphone on stereroids

Shit, my iphone doesnt fit in my pocket. Must be on roids, IPAD

by Theonewithabigcock May 28, 2018

Ipad

The Fucking thing that soccer mom in front of you had to take pictures with.

Can your fucking ipad be any bigger woman!

by Joe Meof October 18, 2019

iPad

The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.

"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences.

You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off.
I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure.

Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside!"

by that other anon May 31, 2010

iPad

What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.

"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."

by Jut36 April 7, 2010