History

The boring subject we all learn in school.

The past time of our age

Len: Awww dang! History is our next class

Caryl: YAHOO! Another class to take a long relaxing nap in

Len: *Thinking*(yeah....why does caryl need to learn it if he's gonna end up working in McDonalds anyway)

Caryl: *Thinking*(hmmmm i wonder if History is related to life.....Len needs to get more sleep anyway)

by Pinacolada June 28, 2007

history

a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you

teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

history

History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!

Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

History

The worst school subject every created.

Baje:Hey D-rad you ready for our stupid history class.
D-rad:nope.

by dman6493 February 3, 2009

History

A lie with which all the experts in the field agree. Basically, the studying of the past events from the beginning of time, for which there are few concrete proofs, up to yesterday, for which everyone has much evidence. Since written evidence started spreading with the typing machine( invented by Johannes Gutenberg), there were more papers and written stuff to explore and confirm/disprove one's thesis of how an event occurred. However, as it is evident in today's world, manipulating information is a human characteristic, a flaw that has always been within us, people. Therefore, no one can confirm how and what really happened at any moment in all of the history that us humans can study. Conclusion-we can all agree with the all the events we study that they happened, but not really know ALL the background, causes, and consequences of events.

Peter: 'Hey, have you heard that Hitler was missing one ball?'
Steve: 'I have but to prove it, you either found Hitler's photo of his dick, perhaps in a history book, or your grandma told you she gave him a blowjob. Or do you have other firm proofs for your statement?'
Peter: *runs to ask his grandmother to tell him again that bedtime story

by uueebbll June 22, 2016

History

Something you need to delete before you'r gf gets on the PC

*watcht porn* thinks* oh shit i need to delete my history before my girlfriend sees it

by History deleter March 22, 2017

History

The word which is different from an another word, the past.

-Extraordinary incidents happened in the past. And history is the science which examines and interpretes the past.

by ricewithyoghurt March 24, 2017